Witty Adventurer Pillows

'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.'

"Snow White! It's the dancing, singing woodland creatures wondering if you want to go down the pub."

"Right here's fine."

Calculation Board - You Are Here

'Whup - giant anaconda about to attack - quick Peg, hand me something to take care of it with.'

Man fishing with large bait

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

"Now you can send it."

' Get ready to make a wish.'

"Staring down the enemy in the heat of battle! That is how sausage is made!"

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

Actual Extent Of Doug's Off - Road Adventures (Touching the kerb)

Wherever the Trail Leads. . .

"...it's another metal detector."

Fellow Sheep of the Ring

'Ms. Hatton, take a letter, a number and a hike...'

Teddy Bear

King flicking out his tongue to catch a fly.

"Look! I can almost spot the bar I should be in right now!"

"Will you be flying through to Toledo, or attempting to leave mid-air?"

"I'm feeling adventurous today, Penny – let's tack on a block."

Bird sitting on a wing.

3 Pointless Things To Do At Christmas: Add a little festivity to your favourite fast food/Look up an old friend/Murder the Scotch.

Goldylocks and the Three Beers.

Soap recovery Ship in bath

The ambush.

'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'

Destiny is all...

Through the Looking Glass - Alice Rows the Sheep.

The secret to happiness is knowing how to keep a secret.

A Dragon has a picnic with a Maiden.

In 1682 in a remote cave in the Ural Mountains, Heinrick Glaston discovers irony.

Sticking out tongue

Bungee sodbustin'

'Have you got anything for late onset whimsy?'