Humorist Adventurer Pillows

A Cave Painting

'Dear diary, went to the beach again today.'

Carefree luggage.

"Don't be embarrassed. Most heroic archetypes your age have lost the ability to swashbuckle."

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.'

Man fishing with large bait

'Whup - giant anaconda about to attack - quick Peg, hand me something to take care of it with.'

Camping holidays in the British summer.

Wherever the Trail Leads. . .

'You sure complain a lot for someone who says he loves nature.'

Bird Symbol Hunting

Pop Top Ice FIshing

'I've been sitting on this mountain for 25 years, and what I've learned is that true happiness can only be found in the soothing relief of a fast-acting hemorrhoid cream!'

"If the meeting goes on for longer than scheuled...I'm prepared!"

LOOK BHIND U!

'I do enjoy the winter olympics.'

Goldylocks and the Three Beers.

"Geez, Dude. I asked for a slight trim. Not a Brazilian wax."

Fork in the trail.

"Yes, I'm the wise man who lives on the top of the mountain. And believe me, the surcharge for the pizza delivery service is insane!"

'...And if that doesn't work, grab your rifle and start blasting away.'

Echo Mountain...NO Yodeling! - Falling rock zone.

Destiny is all...

The secret to happiness is knowing how to keep a secret.

"All the other passengers have collected and gone so well just have to admit they're ours!"

'Look Dad - bigfoot!'

Joan of Arch

'It's going to be hard to get lost in these woods!'

'It's a surprise for my husband, he isn't going.'

"He's really not that scary, Teresa."

Nude Beach/Perv Bluff

"I just attained enlightenment! - Gimme a high-five!"

Fish play a joke on the fisherman.

"I'm gonna be tree sick!"