Humorist Explorer Pillows

No carbon footprints beyond this point - "Whatever!"

"Worst. . . timeshare. . . ever."

"I just attained enlightenment! - Gimme a high-five!"

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

'Whup - giant anaconda about to attack - quick Peg, hand me something to take care of it with.'

Man fishing with large bait

Iran bars two UN nuclear inspectors for 'untruthful reporting'

Wherever the Trail Leads. . .

Goldylocks and the Three Beers.

Destiny is all...

"Most of our procedures are out of network."

"We don't like the same marriage counselor gags anymore."

Surreal scene depicting a dry cleaner shop interior, with pant zipper flies stuck to a fly strip.

'It's a surprise for my husband, he isn't going.'

STRIP "Looks like the escalators on the blink again"

The fact he was a neutered housecat never stood in the way of Mr. Whiskers' dream.

Quick Sand and Slow Sand

Exclamation road sign says 'OMG'

A Cave Painting

'Oh look! We must be coming into land at Heathrow.'

"Did the Earth Move For You ?"

'What a beautiful landscape!'

'I gave the Captain a thousand bucks to strand us on an uninhabited island with nothing but a musket.'

"I just don't think our relationship will work out, honey."

'Well, this is not a good sign: Can I have a look at that map of yours?'

"We'd like to go somewhere that will provide us with a rich source of after dinner anecdotes!"

"Oh, look - a Halloweiner dog!"

'Dear diary, went to the beach again today.'

'Uh-oh.'

Ocean Views

"Sure, the cow jumped over the moon, and he also burned up on re-entry."

"No, this isn't Mt. Sinai..."

'I suggest we try somewhere else.'