Humor Explorers Pillows

'Whoa, do you have a cat?'

'Want to start heading back?'

'Whup - giant anaconda about to attack - quick Peg, hand me something to take care of it with.'

Iran bars two UN nuclear inspectors for 'untruthful reporting'

Man fishing with large bait

Detective and child follow footprints using magnifying glasses.

Wherever the Trail Leads. . .

Safari tourists surrounded by lions following a 4x4 car crash.

Goldylocks and the Three Beers.

Destiny is all...

"We don't like the same marriage counselor gags anymore."

Watching TV around the world

STRIP "Looks like the escalators on the blink again"

'The real fun comes when we go through airport security.'

"Well, I finally found God. ... God is really good at Trivial Pursuit."

'Time ou! ... Flea!'

"I just attained enlightenment! - Gimme a high-five!"

'He arrested two kids yesterday. One for drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. He charged one and let the other off!'

A Cave Painting

'Have you done any stand-up?'

The fact he was a neutered housecat never stood in the way of Mr. Whiskers' dream.

"Oh, sure, Mr. Nice Guy robot, bringing in the pastries...we get fat and you just sit there, charging your batteries!"

Quick Sand and Slow Sand

"Did the Earth Move For You ?"

'Wow! Your head weights 23 pounds just like your feet!'

'We did have a book about the 'Bermuda triangle', but it mysteriously disappeared.'

"Oh, look - a Halloweiner dog!"

"What have I told you about shoplifting, son!"

'I give up. What is it?'

'What a beautiful landscape!'

'Poor Oog -- evolution sure has AGED him!'

"I showed Tia Carmen these really funny cartoons I drew...but she didn't laugh."