Humor Explorers Gifts

'Whoa, do you have a cat?'

'Want to start heading back?'

" ... and if we finish pillaging early enough, we can still catch the evening Zumba class on the after deck."

'Teenagers!'

Iran bars two UN nuclear inspectors for 'untruthful reporting'

Man fishing with large bait

'Whup - giant anaconda about to attack - quick Peg, hand me something to take care of it with.'

I don't think we can survive here. There's little chance we can afford the taxes.

Detective and child follow footprints using magnifying glasses.

Wherever the Trail Leads. . .

Safari tourists surrounded by lions following a 4x4 car crash.

Goldylocks and the Three Beers.

Destiny is all...

STRIP "Looks like the escalators on the blink again"

Watching TV around the world

"We don't like the same marriage counselor gags anymore."

"Well, I finally found God. ... God is really good at Trivial Pursuit."

'The real fun comes when we go through airport security.'

'Time ou! ... Flea!'

"I just attained enlightenment! - Gimme a high-five!"

"Oh, sure, Mr. Nice Guy robot, bringing in the pastries...we get fat and you just sit there, charging your batteries!"

Said Cohen? Who's askin? Someone who is about to make your dreams come true. Why? Are you gonna let me yell at you until you bleed? Caustic. Quick-witted just as Facebook led me to believe. What the heck are you talking about?!?! Nothing. Ready to experience pure joy? I'm ready to attack!!

A Cave Painting

Quick Sand and Slow Sand

Open Mic Nacht

'Have you done any stand-up?'

'It's bad enough that the stupid cruise ship didn't pick us up...'

'He arrested two kids yesterday. One for drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. He charged one and let the other off!'

The fact he was a neutered housecat never stood in the way of Mr. Whiskers' dream.

"Did the Earth Move For You ?"

"I showed Tia Carmen these really funny cartoons I drew...but she didn't laugh."

"What have I told you about shoplifting, son!"

Man caught in fishing lines

'What a beautiful landscape!'

'We did have a book about the 'Bermuda triangle', but it mysteriously disappeared.'