Edgy Humor Explorers Gifts

"I'm creating a web cartoon...but to be edgy, I'm making my characters really offensive."

Iran bars two UN nuclear inspectors for 'untruthful reporting'

"It's no good, Bertie—we must either find some other place to meet or break off the affair altogether."

'You will never require the services of a dating agency.'

'The real fun comes when we go through airport security.'

STRIP "Looks like the escalators on the blink again"

Surreal scene depicting a dry cleaner shop interior, with pant zipper flies stuck to a fly strip.

"We don't like the same marriage counselor gags anymore."

'Time ou! ... Flea!'

Cow can

'It was rumoured Henshott's father had been involved in certain genetic and biological cross-breeding experiments...''

"I just attained enlightenment! - Gimme a high-five!"

Cat barking.

'He arrested two kids yesterday. One for drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. He charged one and let the other off!'

"Oh, sure, Mr. Nice Guy robot, bringing in the pastries...we get fat and you just sit there, charging your batteries!"

Quick Sand and Slow Sand

'We've got the neighbours from hell.'

'Have you done any stand-up?'

'I gave the Captain a thousand bucks to strand us on an uninhabited island with nothing but a musket.'

Man caught in fishing lines

"What have I told you about shoplifting, son!"

"Rats, they've not been shorn! We can't eat sheep today, the wool makes my throat itchy..."

'What a beautiful landscape!'

"....I never feel truly alive until someone sticks their hand up my butt."

"Oh, look - a Halloweiner dog!"

"I showed Tia Carmen these really funny cartoons I drew...but she didn't laugh."

'Wow! Your head weights 23 pounds just like your feet!'

Big Bird