Edgy Humor Explorers Gifts

"I'm creating a web cartoon...but to be edgy, I'm making my characters really offensive."

Iran bars two UN nuclear inspectors for 'untruthful reporting'

I don't think we can survive here. There's little chance we can afford the taxes.

"It's no good, Bertie—we must either find some other place to meet or break off the affair altogether."

" ... and if we finish pillaging early enough, we can still catch the evening Zumba class on the after deck."

'You will never require the services of a dating agency.'

'The real fun comes when we go through airport security.'

STRIP "Looks like the escalators on the blink again"

"We don't like the same marriage counselor gags anymore."

Surreal scene depicting a dry cleaner shop interior, with pant zipper flies stuck to a fly strip.

'Time ou! ... Flea!'

Cow can

'It was rumoured Henshott's father had been involved in certain genetic and biological cross-breeding experiments...''

"I know that house was right here last Halloween."

"I just attained enlightenment! - Gimme a high-five!"

'We've got the neighbours from hell.'

Quick Sand and Slow Sand

'He arrested two kids yesterday. One for drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. He charged one and let the other off!'

Jurassic HitlerDanger World

Cat barking.

'It's bad enough that the stupid cruise ship didn't pick us up...'

Open Mic Nacht

'Have you done any stand-up?'

"Oh, sure, Mr. Nice Guy robot, bringing in the pastries...we get fat and you just sit there, charging your batteries!"

Safety pin helping pins cross street safely.

'Poor Oog -- evolution sure has AGED him!'

'I gave the Captain a thousand bucks to strand us on an uninhabited island with nothing but a musket.'

"What have I told you about shoplifting, son!"

'What a beautiful landscape!'

Man caught in fishing lines

Big Bird

"I showed Tia Carmen these really funny cartoons I drew...but she didn't laugh."

The Quack Quack Diaries - Quack Quack Joins The Army

"....I never feel truly alive until someone sticks their hand up my butt."

'Wow! Your head weights 23 pounds just like your feet!'