Humorist Explorer Gifts

No carbon footprints beyond this point - "Whatever!"

"Worst. . . timeshare. . . ever."

"I just attained enlightenment! - Gimme a high-five!"

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

Man fishing with large bait

'Whup - giant anaconda about to attack - quick Peg, hand me something to take care of it with.'

Iran bars two UN nuclear inspectors for 'untruthful reporting'

Wherever the Trail Leads. . .

" ... and if we finish pillaging early enough, we can still catch the evening Zumba class on the after deck."

Goldylocks and the Three Beers.

Destiny is all...

"Most of our procedures are out of network."

"We don't like the same marriage counselor gags anymore."

ACME, Inc. For the man who has everything. It's a home security company.

Surreal scene depicting a dry cleaner shop interior, with pant zipper flies stuck to a fly strip.

'It's a surprise for my husband, he isn't going.'

STRIP "Looks like the escalators on the blink again"

The fact he was a neutered housecat never stood in the way of Mr. Whiskers' dream.

'Oh look! We must be coming into land at Heathrow.'

A Cave Painting

'It's bad enough that the stupid cruise ship didn't pick us up...'

Open Mic Nacht

Quick Sand and Slow Sand

Exclamation road sign says 'OMG'

"Did the Earth Move For You ?"

'What a beautiful landscape!'

'Well, this is not a good sign: Can I have a look at that map of yours?'

The Quack Quack Diaries - Quack Quack Joins The Army

'I gave the Captain a thousand bucks to strand us on an uninhabited island with nothing but a musket.'

'Dear diary, went to the beach again today.'

"We'd like to go somewhere that will provide us with a rich source of after dinner anecdotes!"

"I just don't think our relationship will work out, honey."

"Oh, look - a Halloweiner dog!"

'Uh-oh.'

"No, this isn't Mt. Sinai..."