Satirical Explorer Gifts

My meds spoke to me this morning.

How to Tame Your Child's Fear of the cultural elite.

He had finally found the source of the internet.

'This isn't a fortune cookie. It's a WikiLeak!'

'The hotel has no vacancies. However, there are a couple old F.E.M.A. mobile home behind the hotel.'

Crab with a clown face.

Iran bars two UN nuclear inspectors for 'untruthful reporting'

"This bag is carry-on, and this one is kick-drop-throw-and-pile-on."

"You have arrived at your destination."

"At last! - A text from Godot!!"

'Isn't it sublime, Janet? The original Dali Llama.'

'No, not your Uncle Sam. The Uncle Sam.'

Woman goes to Origami Airport.

A bill poster pasting up a wanted poster of himself.

STRIP "Looks like the escalators on the blink again"

"We don't like the same marriage counselor gags anymore."

'Time ou! ... Flea!'

'Okay, now I'm hoping he's right...'

The Height of Impudence.

No crawling sign in the desert.

"I just attained enlightenment! - Gimme a high-five!"

Earl's guaranteed two-step program for managerial success.

"Somewhere there's probably a very funny caption for all this!"

"Oh, sure, Mr. Nice Guy robot, bringing in the pastries...we get fat and you just sit there, charging your batteries!"

'Have you done any stand-up?'

'He arrested two kids yesterday. One for drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. He charged one and let the other off!'

'He decided to celebrate meeting his QOF targets by doing a cartwheel...wrecked his knee and has to wait 26 weeks to see a consultant.'

Woman in a card shop sees an 'Out Of Section' - Patience, Of Work, Nowhere, Your Mind.

"Until the weapons of mass destruction are found."

"I want to see other hallucinations."

"You can tell you've been promoted over your level of competence when you stop wondering if you've been promoted over your level of competence."

SS Norovirus of the Seas.

'What a beautiful landscape!'