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My meds spoke to me this morning.

How to Tame Your Child's Fear of the cultural elite.

ACME, Inc. For the man who has everything. It's a home security company.

He had finally found the source of the internet.

'This isn't a fortune cookie. It's a WikiLeak!'

'The hotel has no vacancies. However, there are a couple old F.E.M.A. mobile home behind the hotel.'

Crab with a clown face.

"This bag is carry-on, and this one is kick-drop-throw-and-pile-on."

Iran bars two UN nuclear inspectors for 'untruthful reporting'

I don't think we can survive here. There's little chance we can afford the taxes.

Mayhem, Inc. Part 15

"You have arrived at your destination."

"At last! - A text from Godot!!"

'Isn't it sublime, Janet? The original Dali Llama.'

A bill poster pasting up a wanted poster of himself.

Woman goes to Origami Airport.

'No, not your Uncle Sam. The Uncle Sam.'

Star-Spangled Danner Episode 4

STRIP "Looks like the escalators on the blink again"

"We don't like the same marriage counselor gags anymore."

Marcel Duchamp caricature

'Time ou! ... Flea!'

The Height of Impudence.

'Okay, now I'm hoping he's right...'

No crawling sign in the desert.

Search for Extraterrestrial Life. Ernie is working on a theory that alien life forms avoid the Milky Way galaxy because they're lactose intolerant.

"Your brochure led me to believe it'd have a more temperate climate."

"I just attained enlightenment! - Gimme a high-five!"

"Oh, sure, Mr. Nice Guy robot, bringing in the pastries...we get fat and you just sit there, charging your batteries!"

"Until the weapons of mass destruction are found."

"Somewhere there's probably a very funny caption for all this!"

Earl's guaranteed two-step program for managerial success.

'It's bad enough that the stupid cruise ship didn't pick us up...'

'He decided to celebrate meeting his QOF targets by doing a cartwheel...wrecked his knee and has to wait 26 weeks to see a consultant.'

Woman in a card shop sees an 'Out Of Section' - Patience, Of Work, Nowhere, Your Mind.