Satire Explorer Gifts

Donald Trump Devouring Statue of Liberty

"Until the weapons of mass destruction are found."

Cruising the highway of broken dreams

A bill poster pasting up a wanted poster of himself.

Woman in a card shop sees an 'Out Of Section' - Patience, Of Work, Nowhere, Your Mind.

'He decided to celebrate meeting his QOF targets by doing a cartwheel...wrecked his knee and has to wait 26 weeks to see a consultant.'

'Your husband ate food contaminated with horse meat...But he's in a stable condition.'

". . . because I'm not allowed to copy other people's stuff, change it easily and pass it off as my own idea. . . damn EU!!"

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

"Now, how can I be of assistance?"

'I've decided to step down as your CEO in order to spend more time in jail...'

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

reincarnated worm...

The height of fashion in 1796

"Waiter! Two of your finest menus!"

Needed Inventions: An Airbag To Protect The Viewer Against A Really Lousy Program.

"Quick! Act like we just developed a drug that they can sell for seven thousand dollars a pill."

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

"We don't care about his nose. We won't let him play because he's not vaccinated and won't wear a mask!"

"Let's say you've always wanted to make someone a mixtape to show them how much you care about them. What's the best order? Do you start with songs about how rich you are before moving on to the songs about love? Or vice versa?. . .What order would best simulate sincerity?"

"I don't like the looks of that!"

"Really? They're now giving out non-participation trophies?"

Meet the Enemy

"I'm in a catch-23 situation."

'The world already ended, but the government hushed it up.'

"We're suing you under equal opportunities legislation for failure to represent our rights"

"The document states that you've been left your mother's jowls and upper arm flab."

'Negotiations have reached an impasse, legal recommends we resort to violence.'

Flyfishing for dummies.

"Mom, does the Russian borscht you made for dinner give me foreign-policy experience?"