Humorous Adventurer Gifts

"Did the Earth Move For You ?"

Wherever the Trail Leads. . .

In one mile, go over the river. Then continue through the woods to your destination. Grandmother GPS.

Man fishing with large bait

Destiny is all...

Carefree luggage.

"Don't be embarrassed. Most heroic archetypes your age have lost the ability to swashbuckle."

'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.'

'Whup - giant anaconda about to attack - quick Peg, hand me something to take care of it with.'

"Where the wild things were."

Camping holidays in the British summer.

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

"Now you can send it."

Actual Extent Of Doug's Off - Road Adventures (Touching the kerb)

'I've been sitting on this mountain for 25 years, and what I've learned is that true happiness can only be found in the soothing relief of a fast-acting hemorrhoid cream!'

"...it's another metal detector."

Goldylocks and the Three Beers.

Bird sitting on a wing.

"I'm feeling adventurous today, Penny – let's tack on a block."

"Look! I can almost spot the bar I should be in right now!"

The secret to happiness is knowing how to keep a secret.

'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'

A Dragon has a picnic with a Maiden.

An old lady Kitesurfing

Great, the skeletons of all the other cartoon characters who were here before us.

'Yes, I can come out and play. My webcam, iPod and videophone are grounded.'

"All the other passengers have collected and gone so well just have to admit they're ours!"

Echo Mountain...NO Yodeling! - Falling rock zone.

'Hello? - Is that me?'

Frankly, I'm not as interested in resisting temptation as I am in finding it!

Best Pals

Joan of Arch

Nude Beach/Perv Bluff

Excalibur sword in lake slicing boat in half.

Father and Son quality time