Comedy Adventurer Gifts

Hijinks of the Colonial Era

"Don't be embarrassed. Most heroic archetypes your age have lost the ability to swashbuckle."

Man fishing with large bait

'Whup - giant anaconda about to attack - quick Peg, hand me something to take care of it with.'

'This is my kind of place. You knock bottles off a table with a baseball and get a prize instead of time-out!'

Fishermen

I don't think we can survive here. There's little chance we can afford the taxes.

"Shred the plank."

Wherever the Trail Leads. . .

"Hey! I can see the Empire State Building!"

'I've been sitting on this mountain for 25 years, and what I've learned is that true happiness can only be found in the soothing relief of a fast-acting hemorrhoid cream!'

Cary Grant

Goldylocks and the Three Beers.

Echo Mountain...NO Yodeling! - Falling rock zone.

Great, the skeletons of all the other cartoon characters who were here before us.

The secret to happiness is knowing how to keep a secret.

Destiny is all...

Tunnel of Love.

Joan of Arch

"All the atmosphere of 'Murray Mound' but in the comfort of your own home!"

Nude Beach/Perv Bluff

'Time ou! ... Flea!'

'You idiot, Martin, you don't need those silly glasses to get an amazing 3-D effect. . . this is a PLAY!'

Boldly going where no man has gone before.

Milla Jovovich

Excalibur sword in lake slicing boat in half.

Now Showing - Titanic: Queue Here: Women + Children First.

"Try staying in the same dimension as everyone else."

"Lost, what are you talking about? I'm not lost!"

'Surely you could have missed one episode of Eastenders !!'

'Have you done any stand-up?'

"Oh, sure, Mr. Nice Guy robot, bringing in the pastries...we get fat and you just sit there, charging your batteries!"

Maps to the Stars

"The adventures of Robin Hood are becoming a lot less adventurous."

"I didn't spend seventeen days climbing this bloody mountain, in all weathers, for a lecture on personal hygiene!"