Comic Adventurers Gifts

"Shred the plank."

"I got super baked in the shire and accidentally recruited these four little weirdos for the most important mission of all time."

Man fishing with large bait

'Whup - giant anaconda about to attack - quick Peg, hand me something to take care of it with.'

'I have a feeling we are not in Kansas anymore.'

"It's probably just seasonal."

Cat scratches on a pirate's wooden leg.

Actual Extent Of Doug's Off - Road Adventures (Touching the kerb)

Wherever the Trail Leads. . .

'I think it's the best thing you've ever done!'

Unknowingly, with one swish of his blood soaked mammoth tail he was inflicting pain and suffering on billions of unborn people. Home decorating had been invented.

'This bottle of whisky will give you 'Dutch courage', it's the best I can do.'

Goldylocks and the Three Beers.

'What's on the other side?...'

Little Pink Girl and Her Pink Horse

Destiny is all...

Tunnel of Love.

Great, the skeletons of all the other cartoon characters who were here before us.

The secret to happiness is knowing how to keep a secret.

Joan of Arch

Nude Beach/Perv Bluff

A woman reads a romance novel.

Excalibur sword in lake slicing boat in half.

Bismark Ballet School

Newly married couple on a magic carpet.

"Lost, what are you talking about? I'm not lost!"

Pirate with peg legs on walkers.

'You know this lake like the back of your hand - I guess your hand didn't know about the six foot drop off!'

'Sweet!' Boy sees a bin marked imaginary friends.

Hijinks of the Colonial Era

Maps to the Stars

"I'm not sure if that's William Shatner or Deadpool without his mask."

'Not much game about today,boy!'

The fact he was a neutered housecat never stood in the way of Mr. Whiskers' dream.

"Did the Earth Move For You ?"