Explorer Humor Lover Pillows

'It was owned by a doctor? Doctor Livingstone,I presume!'

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

Iran bars two UN nuclear inspectors for 'untruthful reporting'

'Whup - giant anaconda about to attack - quick Peg, hand me something to take care of it with.'

Man fishing with large bait

Wherever the Trail Leads. . .

'True it does have small flowers but through the microscope its exquisite.'

"It was rated on all the travel websites. 'Best economy tour'."

Endangered Species - Hardly/Slightly/Extremely.

Goldylocks and the Three Beers.

Destiny is all...

"Do you get the feeling we're being watched?"

"We don't like the same marriage counselor gags anymore."

'I envisioned them praying to something entirely different.'

STRIP "Looks like the escalators on the blink again"

Surreal scene depicting a dry cleaner shop interior, with pant zipper flies stuck to a fly strip.

'Time ou! ... Flea!'

Walking here to the tavern allows me to decrease my carbon footprint and increase my bourbon footprint.

"I just attained enlightenment! - Gimme a high-five!"

"Better imaginary than extinct."

"Oh, sure, Mr. Nice Guy robot, bringing in the pastries...we get fat and you just sit there, charging your batteries!"

'He arrested two kids yesterday. One for drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. He charged one and let the other off!'

'Have you done any stand-up?'

A Cave Painting

Quick Sand and Slow Sand

'Why, 'Dr. Suez' of course!'

The fact he was a neutered housecat never stood in the way of Mr. Whiskers' dream.

"Did the Earth Move For You ?"

"Oh, look - a Halloweiner dog!"

'Poor Oog -- evolution sure has AGED him!'

"I showed Tia Carmen these really funny cartoons I drew...but she didn't laugh."

'I gave the Captain a thousand bucks to strand us on an uninhabited island with nothing but a musket.'