Exploration Comedian Pillows

Quick Sand and Slow Sand

"If your luggage is in your clothes it doesn't count!"

"Don't worry. If we're too late, we can always catch the secondary screening."

Religious toilets.

'Time ou! ... Flea!'

"I just attained enlightenment! - Gimme a high-five!"

"I get it...you went south for the winter. Now, don't you think it's time to ditch the shirt?"

'Have you done any stand-up?'

'He arrested two kids yesterday. One for drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. He charged one and let the other off!'

"Oh, sure, Mr. Nice Guy robot, bringing in the pastries...we get fat and you just sit there, charging your batteries!"

Man caught in fishing lines

"I showed Tia Carmen these really funny cartoons I drew...but she didn't laugh."

"I'm creating a web cartoon...but to be edgy, I'm making my characters really offensive."

A turkey on a baggage carousel

'Good day on Wall Street?'

"What have I told you about shoplifting, son!"

'Poor Oog -- evolution sure has AGED him!'

'Well, this is not a good sign: Can I have a look at that map of yours?'

'Wait! -- We'll never develop a meaningful relationship if you keep knocking me unconscious!'

'You've never heard of 'prop wash'?'

'Uh-oh.'

Top South African soap: Neighboers.

"Sure, the cow jumped over the moon, and he also burned up on re-entry."

Thief on Royal Mail train - "Hi - I'm on the gravy train."

'He's got it made, Derek - I know men who'd pay good money to get trampled on all over like that!'

'Entering Pinestock - a case of the terminal cutes.'

'Hey, my dad promised that I'd get a gun.'

"First time ice fishing?"

Mime artist in library.

"No, this isn't Mt. Sinai..."

'If you must know Harriet; I'm heading for the Pacific Rim.'