Adventure Comedian Pillows

'You do realize you're making things worse?!!'

"Don't be embarrassed. Most heroic archetypes your age have lost the ability to swashbuckle."

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

'Whup - giant anaconda about to attack - quick Peg, hand me something to take care of it with.'

Man fishing with large bait

"Hey, welcome to the Catskills. Anyone here from New Jersey?"

"If your luggage is in your clothes it doesn't count!"

Wherever the Trail Leads. . .

Bird Symbol Hunting

Jim Morrison Goes Camping

"Don't worry. If we're too late, we can always catch the secondary screening."

Pop Top Ice FIshing

'I've been sitting on this mountain for 25 years, and what I've learned is that true happiness can only be found in the soothing relief of a fast-acting hemorrhoid cream!'

"Geez, Dude. I asked for a slight trim. Not a Brazilian wax."

Goldylocks and the Three Beers.

"He can never take anything serious. Everything's a joke."

'I do enjoy the winter olympics.'

"If I wanted your opinion I would have hauled you in for questioning."

'...And if that doesn't work, grab your rifle and start blasting away.'

Deer about to cut rope of gun being lifted to hunter in tree.

"Well they are fake ducks, Honey, but not quite decoyish enough."

'Look Dear. The first Robin Hood of spring.'

Destiny is all...

The secret to happiness is knowing how to keep a secret.

Echo Mountain...NO Yodeling! - Falling rock zone.

"Ahhh! Ha-ha! Exactly what I said when I was pulled over. Dipstick!"

'You feel awkward? You're the one who said we ought to hunt bare.'

"Repeat after me... We are vegan... We are vegan..."

'Hello, this is your captain speaking... I'm on the next flight!'

Monet At Open Mic Night

'How are they biting?'

Canoeing Incorrectly