Humorist Adventurer Mugs

A Cave Painting

'Dear diary, went to the beach again today.'

Carefree luggage.

"Don't be embarrassed. Most heroic archetypes your age have lost the ability to swashbuckle."

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.'

'Whup - giant anaconda about to attack - quick Peg, hand me something to take care of it with.'

Man fishing with large bait

Camping holidays in the British summer.

Wherever the Trail Leads. . .

Pop Top Ice FIshing

'You sure complain a lot for someone who says he loves nature.'

Bird Symbol Hunting

'I've been sitting on this mountain for 25 years, and what I've learned is that true happiness can only be found in the soothing relief of a fast-acting hemorrhoid cream!'

"If the meeting goes on for longer than scheuled...I'm prepared!"

LOOK BHIND U!

Goldylocks and the Three Beers.

'I do enjoy the winter olympics.'

"Geez, Dude. I asked for a slight trim. Not a Brazilian wax."

Fork in the trail.

"Yes, I'm the wise man who lives on the top of the mountain. And believe me, the surcharge for the pizza delivery service is insane!"

'...And if that doesn't work, grab your rifle and start blasting away.'

Destiny is all...

The secret to happiness is knowing how to keep a secret.

Echo Mountain...NO Yodeling! - Falling rock zone.

"All the other passengers have collected and gone so well just have to admit they're ours!"

Joan of Arch

'It's a surprise for my husband, he isn't going.'

"He's really not that scary, Teresa."

'Look Dad - bigfoot!'

'It's going to be hard to get lost in these woods!'

Nude Beach/Perv Bluff

Fish play a joke on the fisherman.

"Do you hear dueling tubas?"

'It's a good job I was trapped by my wooden leg and not my good one, son!'