Adventure Humourist Mugs

'One good thing, descending should take less time and effort than climbing.'

"Don't be embarrassed. Most heroic archetypes your age have lost the ability to swashbuckle."

Skiing.

Football Chameleon

Man fishing with large bait

'Whup - giant anaconda about to attack - quick Peg, hand me something to take care of it with.'

Irritable trowel syndrome.

"I’ve heard of them barking at the moon, but never scatting at the sun."

"Well if it comes to that you're not exactly Mr Wonderful."

Wherever the Trail Leads. . .

Pop Top Ice FIshing

'I've been sitting on this mountain for 25 years, and what I've learned is that true happiness can only be found in the soothing relief of a fast-acting hemorrhoid cream!'

Mountain climbers, "Someone's been here before us."

Bird Symbol Hunting

'Oh dear, what a shame - It's raining again, Pam!'

"Only 150 kids? - Have you considered fertility treatment?"

"Perhaps I should have warned you...They really don't like wholemeal bread."

"Have you farted. . . ?"

"Geez, Dude. I asked for a slight trim. Not a Brazilian wax."

'Clayton enjoys living on the edge,'

Goldylocks and the Three Beers.

'I do enjoy the winter olympics.'

'...And if that doesn't work, grab your rifle and start blasting away.'

Destiny is all...

Echo Mountain...NO Yodeling! - Falling rock zone.

Ranger has sign saying 'Do not feed the bears'. Bear crosses out sign to read 'Feed the bears'.

'If a bear attacks and I have to play dead I want it to be as convincing as possible!'

"Have you ever actually seen a chicken cross the road?"

The secret to happiness is knowing how to keep a secret.

"Yes, I do know how to light a fire with two sticks... Provided one of them is a match."

Murphy bed...Murphy.

Fish Training

"He's really not that scary, Teresa."

Fly fishing.

'Organically-grown popcorn? Give me a break!'