Witty Explorer Pillows

A proctologist by nature, Bob liked to spend his weekends out in nature.

No one has ever been accused of choosing bad relatives.

'I feel like exercising. Have you seen my tennis shoes?'

'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.'

"And finally, I'd like to take any questions from the floor."

"Staring down the enemy in the heat of battle! That is how sausage is made!"

'Ms. Hatton, take a letter, a number and a hike...'

"Inactivists"

3 Pointless Things To Do At Christmas: Add a little festivity to your favourite fast food/Look up an old friend/Murder the Scotch.

Paper Boy

"You're getting a nanny. We decided to outsource our parenting"

What's the antidote for wheat germ?

"The gods are distributing Chinese menus."

In 1682 in a remote cave in the Ural Mountains, Heinrick Glaston discovers irony.

'Doctor, one placebo or two with your tea?'

'Wait till the big dumb nut gets home and finds out he's got a wig.'

'This is a no rise office.'

Law office sign: "Defending the citizen's entitlement to folly since 1935"

Death Watch

Knights of the iPhone

Wise Cracker

'We think Rome was built at night sir, because last week you told us that Rome wasn't built in a day!'

Cowboy on horse sees diretion sign for 'thataway'.

"Remember, I've got the Dog Catcher on speed dial."

"I thought you meant a football pool."

"I just attained enlightenment! - Gimme a high-five!"

Mechanics price list.

One Way/Two Ways.

Sign: Gritty Urban Experience, Next 10 Exits.

"Is it a witty and insightful exploration of the zeitgeist of 'boundaries' or is it in fact, the way out?"

'Yeah... and I'm the tooth-fairy!'

"We can't insure your happiness, however we do offer an extended warranty on joie de vivre."

BIBLE STORIES, 'This is full of battle and other BOY stuff - not a single romantic comedy!'