Wisdom Explorer Gifts

'How rich is too rich?'

"Sure, we're attaining enlightenment, but we're not building EQUITY."

Tree of things you are better off not knowing.

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'Oh, the guru is up on the next peak -- I'm his agent.'

Life won't give you lemons, son. In this life, nothing is free."

Information on Next Floor

Meaning of New Yorker Cartoons.

'Meaning of life, eh? -- Who wants to know?'

'If I could just speed this up a little, I'd be out of here in thirty years or so.'

Answers to life's questions revealed by the media...

"Hey, this missionary guy says we only go around ONCE!"

"That 'Bless me, father' stuff doesn't cut it up here, pal.."

"Are you here for answers, or to lease advertisement space?"

"Finally, the meaning of life has come to me."

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"Feel free to take notes."

5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness?

'It's all original research. I had no assistance when I looked it up on Wikipedia.'

'He who laughs last probably doesn't get it.'

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

'Do you think that's wise?'

"O.K., O.K., people - we're not workshopping these, they're already set in stone."

'Enlightenment isn't EITHER overrated!'

"Oh indeed I did: I went feral for a year when I was young. It taught me a lot about the world, but about myself too..."

'He was just saying that all things come to him who waits and, sure enough, along came a lightning bolt.'

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

'Oh, crap.'

"But how do I accomplish that in 140 characters or less?"

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

'He attained Nirvana in two weeks? - he's GOTTA be using steroids!'

Blue Stockings

Euripides: 'If we could be twice young and twice old, we could correct all our mistakes.'