Wisdom Explorer Mugs

'How rich is too rich?'

"Sure, we're attaining enlightenment, but we're not building EQUITY."

Tree of things you are better off not knowing.

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'Oh, the guru is up on the next peak -- I'm his agent.'

Life won't give you lemons, son. In this life, nothing is free."

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Meaning of New Yorker Cartoons.

'Meaning of life, eh? -- Who wants to know?'

'If I could just speed this up a little, I'd be out of here in thirty years or so.'

"Hey, this missionary guy says we only go around ONCE!"

"That 'Bless me, father' stuff doesn't cut it up here, pal.."

"Are you here for answers, or to lease advertisement space?"

"Finally, the meaning of life has come to me."

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"Feel free to take notes."

5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness?

'He who laughs last probably doesn't get it.'

'Do you think that's wise?'

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

'Enlightenment isn't EITHER overrated!'

'He was just saying that all things come to him who waits and, sure enough, along came a lightning bolt.'

"O.K., O.K., people - we're not workshopping these, they're already set in stone."

"Oh indeed I did: I went feral for a year when I was young. It taught me a lot about the world, but about myself too..."

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

'He attained Nirvana in two weeks? - he's GOTTA be using steroids!'

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

"But how do I accomplish that in 140 characters or less?"

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

Blue Stockings

Euripides: 'If we could be twice young and twice old, we could correct all our mistakes.'

"Life's a lottery - That's why you need balls"

"He's my smart-aleck twin."

Higher wisdom...