Knowledge Explorer Gifts

"So in other words, we're hoping to discover what makes the nitty, gritty."

'It's all original research. I had no assistance when I looked it up on Wikipedia.'

"They say, 'The fox knows many things, but the hedgehog knows one great thing.' Want to hear it?"

'Actually this is a very experimental college. We have no curriculum and no classes. How it works, essentially, is if you want to learn something, you go someplace and you learn it.'

'University tenure, now there's a sweet gig.'

'Academic freedom doesn't mean you're free not to study.'

'Curiosity'

'Do either of you fancy joining our pub quiz team?'

"I might have to go to school forever because the more I know the more I know I don't know."

Blue Stockings

Capital

"Ignorance can be cured, but stupidity is forever."

"On the contrary. I think the Carribbean countries have a great many education practices that are worth studying."

"Then don't think of it as 'learning'. Think of it as a software upgrade."

Tee Shirt: In Search of Things Known and Agreed Upon

Classroom.

Today. History. Math. Science. Could you not teach too much today? I'm running low on available memory.

"Quantum Physics"? How am I going to learn all of this stuff? A bit at a time?

"You know, it really wasn’t that bad."

"Please don't be offended if I consult additional sources of information."

"Would you like me to annotate that for you?"

Fear/Knowledge

Typical Brain Versus Einstein's Brain

'Never mind inspiration. I need background material on atomic physics.'

My Bookshelf Before the Internet

Eternal Student.

Thinking Gears

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

"According to mom the answers are all in this book!" "Too bad there's no pictures at which to look!"

The Bookworm

"Teach yourself what you don't know you don't know."

"I had all the right answers, but I had them in the wrong order."

'And this year's 'Inquisitive Learner Award' goes to...'

Historical memory is on life support.

"Pssst! Do you have anything on American history?"