Knowledge Diver Gifts

Computer: 'There are some things it is better not to know.'

Continuing education.

'You don't have to worry about my future any more- I just downloaded an entire college education.'

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

Blue Stockings

Congratulations! All that cramming paid off.

'You don't have to worry about my future any more -- I just downloaded an entire college education!'

"The date protection policy is all about access to information, and we all know information is POWER!"

"Life after death"

Wikipedia...

'Academic freedom doesn't mean you're free not to study.'

"I might have to go to school forever because the more I know the more I know I don't know."

"Go ahead, tell him... Your friend is correct. Nuts are fruit. Why won't you ever believe me?"

'The hard part will be writing the tutorial.'

"Unfortunately, what you downloaded from the net is a ten-year-old paper I once wrote for my college boyfriend!"

'I'm exhausted from too much enlightened skepticism, fresh perceptive thinking, intellectual challenges and independent ideas. What I need is some simple cliche living!'

"No, wisdom is not hereditary, it's something you need to earn yourself..."

'Miss, I think I've learnt all I can too.'

"You know, it really wasn’t that bad."

We're looking at better ways to share our knowledge & expertise. But I'm not going to tell you what they are.'

"I'm sorry-his I.Q. is actually on the charts."

'Do either of you fancy joining our pub quiz team?'

Capital

''Science is nothing but trained and organized common sense' Thomas Huxley, 1825-1895.'

Lessons.

"I'm referring you to a specialist."

"On the contrary. I think the Carribbean countries have a great many education practices that are worth studying."

'I'd do better if I knew all the words you know!'

''Et cetera' implies that you know much more than you really do. . .'

'Curiosity'