Knowledge Diver Prints

Computer: 'There are some things it is better not to know.'

Adult Courses. It's so hard keeping the information from different classes separate! I'm talking film history and psychology. I failed a test because I said a "psychopath" is the walkway Norman Bates took home. I also confused geography and aeronautics. I said the "great plains" are located at an Air Force testing base in the California desert. My worst nightmare was confusing the thinks ti learned in driver's education and statistics. But at least I now know it's driving where you must st

'And this year's 'Inquisitive Learner Award' goes to...'

'It's all original research. I had no assistance when I looked it up on Wikipedia.'

Continuing education.

'You don't have to worry about my future any more- I just downloaded an entire college education.'

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

Blue Stockings

Congratulations! All that cramming paid off.

'You don't have to worry about my future any more -- I just downloaded an entire college education!'

"The date protection policy is all about access to information, and we all know information is POWER!"

"Life after death"

"Quantum Physics"? How am I going to learn all of this stuff? A bit at a time?

Wikipedia...

'Academic freedom doesn't mean you're free not to study.'

"I might have to go to school forever because the more I know the more I know I don't know."

"Go ahead, tell him... Your friend is correct. Nuts are fruit. Why won't you ever believe me?"

'The hard part will be writing the tutorial.'

"Unfortunately, what you downloaded from the net is a ten-year-old paper I once wrote for my college boyfriend!"

"No, wisdom is not hereditary, it's something you need to earn yourself..."

'Miss, I think I've learnt all I can too.'

"You know, it really wasn’t that bad."

'I'm exhausted from too much enlightened skepticism, fresh perceptive thinking, intellectual challenges and independent ideas. What I need is some simple cliche living!'

We're looking at better ways to share our knowledge & expertise. But I'm not going to tell you what they are.'

"I'm sorry-his I.Q. is actually on the charts."

'Do either of you fancy joining our pub quiz team?'

''Science is nothing but trained and organized common sense' Thomas Huxley, 1825-1895.'

Capital

Tonight's topic Ethical behavior. Personally, I let my conscience by my guide, but I do the driving!

Lessons.

James Baldwin

"On the contrary. I think the Carribbean countries have a great many education practices that are worth studying."

''Et cetera' implies that you know much more than you really do. . .'

'I'd do better if I knew all the words you know!'

"I'm referring you to a specialist."