Witty Outdoor Adventurers Gifts

Environmentally Friendly Tools: Blow Torches fueled by Boy Scouts and their Camp Fires.

'Not that net!'

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.'

"Move ten paces, turn, then fire. Ready?" "Dibs on the hat."

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

Ahh! The sounds of nature! Peep peep. Tweet tweet! Twitter. Croak croak. Sniff sniff. Ribbit. Human nature. Twitter twitter. Tippity tap tap. Cackle cackle! Bleep bleep.

Man fishing with large bait

"As some of you may have guessed I got yesterday's sunburn factor wrong!"

"In the current market, it's just more practical."

'Don't worry about getting lost, folks. These trails are all well marked. . . if I do say so myself.'

'What do you like about winter? I like these crisp, cold morning walks in the glistening snow.' 'I like how you can keep your extra beer outside.'

'Mom! This high resolution screen makes it seem like you're really outdoors!'

'Dad! Dad! Dad!!. . . We lost our signal.'

Humans Queue To Use Portable Toilet While Dogs Queue To Use Tree Portable Toilet

Man takes picutre of other man holding up huge worm at Bait Shop.

Now that we've developed lungs, it's only a matter of time before we feel guilty about not exercising.

'Yes I'm sure we can find an opening for you, Mr Smith!'

"Why do leaves change color?"

Actual Extent Of Doug's Off - Road Adventures (Touching the kerb)

'Sorry, I can't come: Young Master has joined the scouts and tied me up with a fancy knot I can't work out...'

Fishing Boat Derby

Wherever the Trail Leads. . .

Pop Top Ice FIshing

'Ms. Hatton, take a letter, a number and a hike...'

'We'll get a head start on goofing off.'

'At midnight, we go over the wall.'

Bird Symbol Hunting

'It's okay sir, I'm private Johnson.'

"Ahhh, right there. Right there!"

Two boys eating ice cream

"Steve? Hold on, lemme grab my fiddle."

"Geez, Dude. I asked for a slight trim. Not a Brazilian wax."

Empty Nester Apple Picking - "Not THAT one, you idiot!"

A skier and a paraglider