Outdoor Adventurer With A Flair For Comedy Gifts

'Look Dear. The first Robin Hood of spring.'

Skiing.

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

Irritable trowel syndrome.

"Hey, welcome to the Catskills. Anyone here from New Jersey?"

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Fishing - No. IX

"Well if it comes to that you're not exactly Mr Wonderful."

Pop Top Ice FIshing

Mountain climbers, "Someone's been here before us."

Roads with a view.

Jim Morrison Goes Camping

'Aren't these marshmallows just going to make us plumper for when the bears ultimately eat us?'

Bird Symbol Hunting

"Only 150 kids? - Have you considered fertility treatment?"

"Have you farted. . . ?"

'Clayton enjoys living on the edge,'

"Geez, Dude. I asked for a slight trim. Not a Brazilian wax."

"Perhaps I should have warned you...They really don't like wholemeal bread."

'I do enjoy the winter olympics.'

'...And if that doesn't work, grab your rifle and start blasting away.'

"Any duck that thinks that decoy looks like a duck,swims like a duck and sounds like a duck, deserves to be shot!"

Ranger has sign saying 'Do not feed the bears'. Bear crosses out sign to read 'Feed the bears'.

'If a bear attacks and I have to play dead I want it to be as convincing as possible!'

Deer about to cut rope of gun being lifted to hunter in tree.

"Have you ever actually seen a chicken cross the road?"

'If I've calculated correctly, I have two more birthdays before I never have to mow the lawn again.'

'You feel awkward? You're the one who said we ought to hunt bare.'

"Yes, I do know how to light a fire with two sticks... Provided one of them is a match."

"He's really not that scary, Teresa."

'How are they biting?'

Fish Training

Fly fishing.

'Organically-grown popcorn? Give me a break!'

Eat the grass in perfect circles. It drives them crazy.

'Steady Lulu, steady, ...HEEL!' - The Rare Poodle Retriever.