Outdoorsy Jokester Gifts

The Advantage of a Wooden Leg Upon A Pinch

The wife made it. Why?

Fisherman snags his hook on his own trousers.

Skiing.

"Oh my gosh, honey! Look out!"

'Whup - giant anaconda about to attack - quick Peg, hand me something to take care of it with.'

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

'Wow, Jimmy, that's pretty good!'

Irritable trowel syndrome.

I fart more than that!

"Well if it comes to that you're not exactly Mr Wonderful."

'Well, I got a hunting license and a fishing license and by golly I'm going to use them.'

"Do you think the birds like me?"

"Must get a longer cable."

Jim Morrison Goes Camping

Bird Symbol Hunting

Mountain climbers, "Someone's been here before us."

Pop Top Ice FIshing

"Only 150 kids? - Have you considered fertility treatment?"

Watering the garden gnome

"Perhaps I should have warned you...They really don't like wholemeal bread."

Warning! Stay off the biotech lawn.

'I do enjoy the winter olympics.'

'When you said, Dream Team, I thought you meant the Swiss Bikini Team.'

"Geez, Dude. I asked for a slight trim. Not a Brazilian wax."

"Have you farted. . . ?"

'Clayton enjoys living on the edge,'

'...And if that doesn't work, grab your rifle and start blasting away.'

Bird feeder being used by vultures.

'If a bear attacks and I have to play dead I want it to be as convincing as possible!'

Squirrel chopping wooden leg of lumberjack.

"My husband is fishing. . ."

Ranger has sign saying 'Do not feed the bears'. Bear crosses out sign to read 'Feed the bears'.

Deer about to cut rope of gun being lifted to hunter in tree.

"Have you ever actually seen a chicken cross the road?"