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The Advantage of a Wooden Leg Upon A Pinch

The wife made it. Why?

Fisherman snags his hook on his own trousers.

Skiing.

"Oh my gosh, honey! Look out!"

'Whup - giant anaconda about to attack - quick Peg, hand me something to take care of it with.'

'Wow, Jimmy, that's pretty good!'

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

Irritable trowel syndrome.

I fart more than that!

"Do you think the birds like me?"

"Well if it comes to that you're not exactly Mr Wonderful."

'Well, I got a hunting license and a fishing license and by golly I'm going to use them.'

"Must get a longer cable."

Mountain climbers, "Someone's been here before us."

Pop Top Ice FIshing

Bird Symbol Hunting

Jim Morrison Goes Camping

"Only 150 kids? - Have you considered fertility treatment?"

Warning! Stay off the biotech lawn.

"Perhaps I should have warned you...They really don't like wholemeal bread."

'I do enjoy the winter olympics.'

"Have you farted. . . ?"

"Geez, Dude. I asked for a slight trim. Not a Brazilian wax."

'When you said, Dream Team, I thought you meant the Swiss Bikini Team.'

'Clayton enjoys living on the edge,'

Watering the garden gnome

'...And if that doesn't work, grab your rifle and start blasting away.'

'You're allowed to pick up the ball before it stops rolling, you know.'

Bird feeder being used by vultures.

"My husband is fishing. . ."

Deer about to cut rope of gun being lifted to hunter in tree.

Ranger has sign saying 'Do not feed the bears'. Bear crosses out sign to read 'Feed the bears'.

'If a bear attacks and I have to play dead I want it to be as convincing as possible!'

'Look Dear. The first Robin Hood of spring.'