Nature-loving Jokester T-Shirts

Watering garden in the rain

"I am not driving you to the woods every time you need to go."

"My dad says we eat honey 'cause it has lots of vitamin Bee."

'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'

Deer Season Open.

'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'

'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.'

Grizzly bears are gregarious animals.

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

'That's one hell of a cat-flap Harry. You must have a big cat, heh, heh.'

Try me/try me/try me...

'My goodness,Ralph,let him have it.It's only a measly old meal worm.'

"Get out of my face!"

I told you we were late!

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

"Of course they're permanent. I'm an artist."

"...and she said 'MOO!'"

Happy birthday Dung Beetle

"I'm fascinated by body language."

"Did you just do a rooster?"

'Pray for me.'

"Toadstool you say? No, this is snailstool now!"

"Do you think the birds like me?"

Slug Bait- snails love it

'We have Vanilla, Chocolate and Strawberry on your choice of Cedar, Oak or Elm cone...'

"So, I've heard you call yourself 'King of the Jungle'! Based on what criteria exactly?"

"Promise me that if I die first you won't eat me."

Just a little seasoning...

Birds on a wire, "Bernie?...Oh he's gone cable!"

'Have you had a brazilian?'

"At least you don’t need a wetsuit."

'Well doctor that will be the Mabato Tree Snake.'

"Bob wait, let's do the survey first! Sir, on a scale of 1, poor, to 10, excellent, how would you rate our chase today?"

Lice outbreak at Jungle High (lion with a shaved head).

'it's the last bite that worries me.'