Witty Outdoor Adventurers T-Shirts

Environmentally Friendly Tools: Blow Torches fueled by Boy Scouts and their Camp Fires.

'Not that net!'

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.'

Man fishing with large bait

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

"Move ten paces, turn, then fire. Ready?" "Dibs on the hat."

"As some of you may have guessed I got yesterday's sunburn factor wrong!"

"In the current market, it's just more practical."

'Mom! This high resolution screen makes it seem like you're really outdoors!'

'What do you like about winter? I like these crisp, cold morning walks in the glistening snow.' 'I like how you can keep your extra beer outside.'

'Dad! Dad! Dad!!. . . We lost our signal.'

Humans Queue To Use Portable Toilet While Dogs Queue To Use Tree Portable Toilet

'Yes I'm sure we can find an opening for you, Mr Smith!'

Man takes picutre of other man holding up huge worm at Bait Shop.

"Why do leaves change color?"

Actual Extent Of Doug's Off - Road Adventures (Touching the kerb)

Wherever the Trail Leads. . .

Fishing Boat Derby

'Sorry, I can't come: Young Master has joined the scouts and tied me up with a fancy knot I can't work out...'

Pop Top Ice FIshing

'At midnight, we go over the wall.'

'It's okay sir, I'm private Johnson.'

Bird Symbol Hunting

'We'll get a head start on goofing off.'

'Ms. Hatton, take a letter, a number and a hike...'

Empty Nester Apple Picking - "Not THAT one, you idiot!"

"Steve? Hold on, lemme grab my fiddle."

"Geez, Dude. I asked for a slight trim. Not a Brazilian wax."

"Ahhh, right there. Right there!"

A skier and a paraglider

Two boys eating ice cream