Word Wonderer Gifts

"Who. Who. Who. Or is it Whom?"

"And finally, I'd like to take any questions from the floor."

'I'm not being punished! I'm reading because I happen to enjoy reading!'

"Go ahead. Fly through it. I dare you."

First Church of Non-Denominational Money Worship.

"I'm ready for summer vacation! A good book takes you where you've never been!"

"Hey! I can see the Empire State Building!"

"I can’t remember the last time he hugged me!"

Book Thief in True Crime Department

It's a picture book. The words aren't called "subtitles."

Getting the bus back into town from the Bologna Children's Book Fair...

Oog is an expert at throwing stones at things - he's a "rock-it" scientist.

"What I'm prescribing is so cutting edge, even I can't pronounce it."

"This is my first book, but if I like it I may buy another in the near future."

"This 'language' thing is a great invention, but what if it leads to too much information?"

"Like my old man used to say: 'No news is bad news not yet undelivered.'"

"You've got web feet"

The book that will not be denied!

Angst - Zeitgeist.

''Willie the Wizard' gets out next week -- get ready to change all the locks.'

"Baldo, check it out...it's advice for people who've won the lottery."

'First Lady Lettuce goes missing...'

"Bartleson, are we cronies yet?"

"Where's your section of books that tell you simple things you already know?"

"Do you ever get to the point where you think if you read another book you'll burst, but you do anyway, and you don't burst?"

'No, I won't show you where the self-help books are!'

"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK! Oh, it's only you."

"I don't think you'll be granted a divorce on the basis that you claim you 'misspoke' saying 'I do'.'"

Word Of God

Shows Bundt

Archeologists found a set of 9.7-million-year-old teeth in Germany that might belong to a primitive relative of early man. Totally unrelated question: Are you missing any teeth, Sadie. That's funny. Speaking of which, there are many ways a person could lose teeth. Threats of violence aren't funny in 2018. That's like a rule. A good pummeling never hurt anyone.

Hospitalized intellectuals are ill-literates.

'You can see concrete things, but not abstract things.'

"I wandered lonely as a...lonely as a...lonely as a what?"

'Untitled #82? You mean there are 81 more like this. Was he trying to get it just right?'