Word Wonderers Gifts

'Too many gaspers kept the turtlers from catching the ridley.'

"Remember when we used to wonder if there other beings somewhere out there?"

"And finally, I'd like to take any questions from the floor."

'I'm not being punished! I'm reading because I happen to enjoy reading!'

Shakespeare Quote

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"I'm ready for summer vacation! A good book takes you where you've never been!"

"Hey! I can see the Empire State Building!"

"I can’t remember the last time he hugged me!"

'How many words per minute do you type?'

"Who. Who. Who. Or is it Whom?"

"What I'm prescribing is so cutting edge, even I can't pronounce it."

Getting the bus back into town from the Bologna Children's Book Fair...

"This is my first book, but if I like it I may buy another in the near future."

"This 'language' thing is a great invention, but what if it leads to too much information?"

Spell-Check Bee

'When they said a cruise with a 'balcony view' I didn't think they meant a view of the balcony.'

Reading in the rain.

"Like my old man used to say: 'No news is bad news not yet undelivered.'"

"You've got web feet"

The book that will not be denied!

Santa Claus stuck in a chimney sitting in a hospital emergency room.

Danae's Prescient Auto-Biography: '...My prescient autobiography is a publisher's dream...no need for fact-checking!'

"Do you ever get to the point where you think if you read another book you'll burst, but you do anyway, and you don't burst?"

'When a doctor looks in your ear with that pointy thing- what's he looking for...?'

"Where's your section of books that tell you simple things you already know?"

We have skule clothes.

"Bartleson, are we cronies yet?"

"Are we their yet?"

Angst - Zeitgeist.

"It's eagle before snake except after feather."

'Were there any new buzzwords created while I was out to lunch.'