Word Wonderers Gifts

'Too many gaspers kept the turtlers from catching the ridley.'

"Remember when we used to wonder if there other beings somewhere out there?"

"And finally, I'd like to take any questions from the floor."

'I'm not being punished! I'm reading because I happen to enjoy reading!'

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"I'm ready for summer vacation! A good book takes you where you've never been!"

Shakespeare Quote

"Hey! I can see the Empire State Building!"

"I can’t remember the last time he hugged me!"

'How many words per minute do you type?'

"Who. Who. Who. Or is it Whom?"

"What I'm prescribing is so cutting edge, even I can't pronounce it."

Oog is an expert at throwing stones at things - he's a "rock-it" scientist.

Getting the bus back into town from the Bologna Children's Book Fair...

It's a picture book. The words aren't called "subtitles."

"This is my first book, but if I like it I may buy another in the near future."

"This 'language' thing is a great invention, but what if it leads to too much information?"

"You've got web feet"

"Like my old man used to say: 'No news is bad news not yet undelivered.'"

Spell-Check Bee

'When they said a cruise with a 'balcony view' I didn't think they meant a view of the balcony.'

The book that will not be denied!

Reading in the rain.

Santa Claus stuck in a chimney sitting in a hospital emergency room.

Danae's Prescient Auto-Biography: '...My prescient autobiography is a publisher's dream...no need for fact-checking!'

Angst - Zeitgeist.

He knows a few words, but he doesn't stay on message.

We have skule clothes.

"Bartleson, are we cronies yet?"

"Are we their yet?"

"Do you ever get to the point where you think if you read another book you'll burst, but you do anyway, and you don't burst?"

"Where's your section of books that tell you simple things you already know?"

Congress today convened a special panel to study use of illegal performance enhancing drugs on the senior Scrabble tour. Members of Congress expressed outrage that such a national pastime could be sullied by fiber doping. Their anger led to an angry exchange with one witness. Hey Congress, here's a four-letter word … Turn off her mic.

'When a doctor looks in your ear with that pointy thing- what's he looking for...?'

"It's eagle before snake except after feather."