Wealth Wonderers Gifts

When billionaires get depressed. I feel like a million bucks.

Money gushes from oil derrick.

Profit

'He's so rich, when he writes a cheque the bank bounces.'

"Some day, son, all this will be your ex-wife's."

'I think I know what the problem is!'

"Remember, money is only a tool - to make more money."

'Do you think we should tell anyone about this?'

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

"There are the arts, the sciences, agriculture, and commerce. Stick with commerce, if you know what's good for you."

'This boy you call my son doesn't care about investments, economy and money. I want a DNA test.'

Piggy bank #5: carrying (colour).

First Church of Non-Denominational Money Worship.

'And this is my strategic money reserve.'

Stockbroker and Psychotherapist: Money won't make you happy and therapy won't make you rich.

'Does it bother you that we have all the money?'

Money exchange

Wealth Juggler.

wealth investment

"Elon Musk is buying rope and walnuts."

"At the end of the day Simon, money talks!"

'The growing disparity of income is a tribute to our acumen.'

"Nonsense, Mr. Turpin - you're as wealthy as an ox."

"Good news. Your medical prognosis is right in sync with your retirement portfolio."

Counting dollars

Dept. of the Treasury

"Most of what I want this year is listed on the Nasdaq."

Member of the Fortune 5 Million

'Our short-term solution is money. Our long-term solution is more money.'

Dollar Sign Christmas Tree.

'Guess who made a bushel today?'

"Life isn't fair, and that's what makes it fun."

I think I have a gilt complex.

Snowing Money.

'Toys?! Good heavens, no! I made my fortune through commercial endorsements.'