Wealth Wishers Gifts

'There is no million dollar inheritance, just a lottery ticket for each of you.'

Bank as a money tree

'Dang.'

"Multiply."

Golly, �1m a year isn't too much. I don't know why your shareholders don't understand you.

Large Dollar Sign Office Block

A fight in the Boardroom.

'If he knows so much about stocks and shares, how come he still has to work?'

Rich man vomiting euros to a beggar.

"Is this the best investment strategy you could come up with?"

"If I made as much as him, I could retire in a couple of days"

'Do you think we should tell anyone about this?'

You can breed these if the environment is right.

'Mr. Dunbarter, your fantasy that 'greed is good' may be a case of economic insanity.'

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

'Need I tell you the name of the game?'

'I know you're looking for a safe investment but have you ever heard of anyone getting wealthy investing in a bank account?'

First Church of Non-Denominational Money Worship.

"I'm allergic to money. But luckily they've got antihistamines for that."

'I'll need more than I can spend.'

Stockbroker and Psychotherapist: Money won't make you happy and therapy won't make you rich.

'If we're going to have a banking relationship, you'll have to trust me more than this.'

'I'm feeling absolutely marvelous. I think I'll acquire another company.'

'That's true son..Money can't buy happiness. But it makes being unhappy a little easier to live with.'

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'

"Elon Musk is buying rope and walnuts."

"I feel I'm doing fine. My sense of net worth is way up this quarter."

"If you really must know, Junior, yes, you were a market correction."

"It's not enough being a cat anymore. I want to be a fat cat."

"Money is life's report card."

'Don't worry about making your will, Miss Moneybags leave everything to me. . .'

"Before you grade my test, keep in mind, my dream is to become a wealthy doctor, just like my available father"

"A man never stands so tall, son, as when he stoops to pick up a quarter."

"Which tax bracket are you looking to avoid?"

"Nonsense, Mr. Turpin - you're as wealthy as an ox."