Wealth Dreamers Gifts

Member of the Fortune 5 Million

"I'd like to open a joint account...preferably with someone who has a lot of money."

"Work hard!....I don't like the sound of that."

"I was hoping to make billions, but I've settled for making millions."

"He's really excited about this new proposal to let staff take over services."

Money Makes You Smile.

'Well, son... I've made my first million by selling my unpaid bills to the paper-recycling guy!'

"I'd feel a lot better if I had $41,568,946 in my checking account."

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

Snowing Money.

"I'm going to be rich, famous, and irresistible to the opposite sex any day now, Randy." "I think you've had one too many hot cocas, little buddy." "No, really. I've written a note for my descendants and buried it in a time capsule in my backyard." "Once they read it, they'll time-travel back to the 20th century and genetically engineer my embryonic self." "They'll bestow me with superhuman charisma, epic good looks, and money-management skills." "You're forgetting that to have descend

'I could have made money in the stock market if I had only found the right 'How to invest' book...'

Wishful Thinking Magazine - circulation chart.

'Never mind that you could have bought Microsoft years ago - I could have married Bill Gates,'

Golden Eggs.

I have a dream.

"I just sold my entire back catalogue of songs for $185 million."

"I want to be so successful that it ruins my life."

'I'm only a millionaires, and there are over 260 billionaires!'

'Dang.'

Cleaner in front of interview panel - 'So what makes you want to apply for the job of Equity Fund Manager?'

'I believe in Santa Claus, and I believe in the guaranteed annual 10% return.'

'Great cash flow, Phil.'

"Hey, I got another roll of thousands, that's the third time this week... so what'd you get?"

"When I'm gone all this will be yours son...but I'll be bankrupt by then so you'll probably get nothing!"

'I'm the bride's ex boyfriend. Before she says yes, can I just tell her that I've just won the lottery jackpot?!'

Waldo P. Smith, M.D., PH.D, J.D., M.B.A., $$$

Bank as a money tree

Capitalism

"Where'd you get that?"

"But my real dream is gettin' paid lotsa money for doin' nothin'."

'Funny how no-one ever asks for the cure for cancer.'

"Dr.Brainstorm from R&D is here to see you, Sir"

"I want to be a footballer's wife."