Wealth Wannabes Gifts

How to make a million dollars

"I've decided to step down as CEO so I can spend more time with my money."

"I made money the old fashioned way. I inherited it."

"I used to want to be an astronaut, but now I think I'd rather be a billionaire space tourist."

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

"I sold my soul for about a tenth of what the damn things are going for now."

'I just love this new reality show, TRADING BANK ACCOUNTS!'

"Oh I have plenty of sex appeal. It's all here in my bank baalance."

'But I do have fun. I have lots lots of fun. I have lots of fun making money.'

Greed.

"Even my chauffeur has a chauffeur."

"There may be a moral equivalent of war, but, by God, there is not moral equivalent of money."

"I feel I'm doing fine. My sense of net worth is way up this quarter."

A smiling man leaning on large piggy bank.

Member of the Fortune 5 Million

Businessman has Sterling Sign Shaved in Head.

'He's a great leader...he doesn't care who gets the credit...as long as he gets the money.'

"It all started when I didn't grow up in a palatial estate."

"Are you sure I 'can't take it with me'? I brought some for you."

"I'm going to be rich, famous, and irresistible to the opposite sex any day now, Randy." "I think you've had one too many hot cocas, little buddy." "No, really. I've written a note for my descendants and buried it in a time capsule in my backyard." "Once they read it, they'll time-travel back to the 20th century and genetically engineer my embryonic self." "They'll bestow me with superhuman charisma, epic good looks, and money-management skills." "You're forgetting that to have descend

'In my opinion, hold out for a doctor.'

Snowing Money.

'Having the money tree has really helped out.'

'We're in good shape. Nobody understands our financial statement.'

"My strength is as the strength of ten, because I'm rich."

'I could have made money in the stock market if I had only found the right 'How to invest' book...'

'My fortune says 'you can't be too thin, or too rich, or have too much computer memory'.'

"You were ho-ho-hoing in your sleep again!"

'Never mind that you could have bought Microsoft years ago - I could have married Bill Gates,'

'Our mutual fund management changed the name of the fund to clearly communicate their investment objectives. The fund is now called 'Make Money Anyway We Can'.'

The court freezes my assets and wants me to live on $20K per month? They want me to starve!

'Call me a cockeyed optimist but I still believe big executive bonuses and perks can buy happiness.'

"I followed the money and it led me to Edgar."

Golden Eggs.

"I just sold my entire back catalogue of songs for $185 million."