Wealth Aspirations Gifts

'Before you can marry a Rockefeller, Willis, you gotta meet one!'

"I've decided to step down as CEO so I can spend more time with my money."

"I made money the old fashioned way. I inherited it."

"I used to want to be an astronaut, but now I think I'd rather be a billionaire space tourist."

Like many of those in tribicles, Mitch dreamed of one day moving up to the real deal.

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

"Oh I have plenty of sex appeal. It's all here in my bank baalance."

'I just love this new reality show, TRADING BANK ACCOUNTS!'

"I sold my soul for about a tenth of what the damn things are going for now."

'But I do have fun. I have lots lots of fun. I have lots of fun making money.'

Greed.

"Even my chauffeur has a chauffeur."

"I feel I'm doing fine. My sense of net worth is way up this quarter."

"There may be a moral equivalent of war, but, by God, there is not moral equivalent of money."

Member of the Fortune 5 Million

Businessman has Sterling Sign Shaved in Head.

'He's a great leader...he doesn't care who gets the credit...as long as he gets the money.'

Snowing Money.

'In my opinion, hold out for a doctor.'

"Are you sure I 'can't take it with me'? I brought some for you."

"I'm going to be rich, famous, and irresistible to the opposite sex any day now, Randy." "I think you've had one too many hot cocas, little buddy." "No, really. I've written a note for my descendants and buried it in a time capsule in my backyard." "Once they read it, they'll time-travel back to the 20th century and genetically engineer my embryonic self." "They'll bestow me with superhuman charisma, epic good looks, and money-management skills." "You're forgetting that to have descend

'We're in good shape. Nobody understands our financial statement.'

"My strength is as the strength of ten, because I'm rich."

'My fortune says 'you can't be too thin, or too rich, or have too much computer memory'.'

'I could have made money in the stock market if I had only found the right 'How to invest' book...'

'Our mutual fund management changed the name of the fund to clearly communicate their investment objectives. The fund is now called 'Make Money Anyway We Can'.'

'Amy, cancel all my appointments. I have enough money.'

'Never mind that you could have bought Microsoft years ago - I could have married Bill Gates,'

'Wow! no doubt about it son!...You'll grow up to be President of the United States!'

The court freezes my assets and wants me to live on $20K per month? They want me to starve!

'Call me a cockeyed optimist but I still believe big executive bonuses and perks can buy happiness.'

Golden Eggs.

"I just sold my entire back catalogue of songs for $185 million."

Financial Eyesight