Wealth Hopeful Gifts

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"I've decided to step down as CEO so I can spend more time with my money."

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

'Going...Going...Gone! Sold to the lady with more money than sense.'

'These are the end of year figures recollected in tranquility.'

"Biff's old money, Angelo is new money and Boris is funny money."

"I used to want to be an astronaut, but now I think I'd rather be a billionaire space tourist."

"I made money the old fashioned way. I inherited it."

'There will be no raises this year since the state now has a lottery.'

"I work out in preparation for being out of shape for the next 30 years."

'My ambition used to drive the economy. Now it drives my Mercedes.'

"I have a huge house, millions in the bank, and a twenty year old wife. But am I happy?..."

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

'I made my own list of My World's 100 Most Powerful Women!'

Stockbroker and Psychotherapist: Money won't make you happy and therapy won't make you rich.

Why weren't we born rich instead of beautiful?

'I just love this new reality show, TRADING BANK ACCOUNTS!'

"I sold my soul for about a tenth of what the damn things are going for now."

'But I do have fun. I have lots lots of fun. I have lots of fun making money.'

Greed.

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'

"There may be a moral equivalent of war, but, by God, there is not moral equivalent of money."

"Who says you can't take it with you? This one has a fireproof lining."

"Even my chauffeur has a chauffeur."

"Nothing serious - just some twenties stuck in your crankshaft."

"I had a low birth weight but a high birthright."

"Before you grade my test, keep in mind, my dream is to become a wealthy doctor, just like my available father"

"Me, I think Master and Mistress are incompetent: why else would they need a butler, 3 maids, 2 cooks, 5 gardeners, a pool boy and 2 personal assistants?"

'Money isn't making you happy? Okay, I'll raise my rate, and we'll see how that works for you.'

"You cheap shit! Why can't we have a designer divorce?"

"It's all about you, isn't it?"

Businessman has Sterling Sign Shaved in Head.

"New money, Bobby, is old money that got away."

"It all started when I didn't grow up in a palatial estate."

"I'm going to be rich, famous, and irresistible to the opposite sex any day now, Randy." "I think you've had one too many hot cocas, little buddy." "No, really. I've written a note for my descendants and buried it in a time capsule in my backyard." "Once they read it, they'll time-travel back to the 20th century and genetically engineer my embryonic self." "They'll bestow me with superhuman charisma, epic good looks, and money-management skills." "You're forgetting that to have descend