Wealth Aspirant Gifts

'Your mum and I are thinking about giving your power of attorney...' - 'Yes! Yes! Yes! I'm rich! Rich!' - '...and now, strangely, I'm having second thoughts.'

'If you want to prepare for you retirement, why don't you buy a bank like I did?'

'Frank said if he ever won a lot of money from online gambling, he wouldn't change, He lied,'

Fame without riches... Riches without fame.

'Yes, well we all like money'

'May I have my allowance in gold bullion?'

'My fortune says 'you can't be too thin, or too rich, or have too much computer memory'.'

'In the event of a lottery win break glass.'

"That's the shoestring I started with. It was tied around 100 million dollars worth of stocks and bonds."

'Sure, I'm a millionaire on paper. Unfortunately, the paper isn't issued by the United States Mint.'

'I don't want to be president when I grow up - but I'd like to have enough money to run.'

Coupons, couch change, a lottery ticket...is this how Donald Trump got started?

'You've made me rich. Would you help me break par?'

Man using lotto ticket as motivation.

'We're planning on having everything, so we'll need a place to put it.'

'What shall I do with these old books of yours? '

'In my opinion, hold out for a doctor.'

"No, you can't be be me, but I'm flattered you asked."

'If he licks your hand you must be doing well - he like the taste of money.'

''If I had made it in big business, my email address would have been 'richerthanbillgates.com'.'

'Before you can marry a Rockefeller, Willis, you gotta meet one!'

It's A Great Thing For A Man To Know When He's Well Off.

"I used to want to be an astronaut, but now I think I'd rather be a billionaire space tourist."

Large Dollar Sign Office Block

A fight in the Boardroom.

"I've decided to step down as CEO so I can spend more time with my money."

"Is this the best investment strategy you could come up with?"

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

"I made money the old fashioned way. I inherited it."

Money Bar.

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

'I know you're looking for a safe investment but have you ever heard of anyone getting wealthy investing in a bank account?'

'I just love this new reality show, TRADING BANK ACCOUNTS!'

"I sold my soul for about a tenth of what the damn things are going for now."

'But I do have fun. I have lots lots of fun. I have lots of fun making money.'