Award-winning Aspirant Gifts

'Nothing from the Nobel Committee or the National Endowment for the Arts, but 'Joe' wants you to write some napkins for his bar.'

'Do you think, perhaps, that we could start shooting for a few longer-term goals around here?'

Apart from your mother, who else thinks you're doing a good job as Chairman of the company?

"Where would you see yourself in five years' time?"

"An actor, you say? Guess you caught the acting-like-a-waiter bug."

What else is there to wish for?

"I used to want to be an astronaut, but now I think I'd rather be a billionaire space tourist."

"With the caveat that the only certainty in this life is uncertainty, I still want to entertain the possibility of being a pundit when I grow up."

Come on! They're posting the spring musical. I can't wait! I want a romantic part! With and elegant gown. Good luck with that! We're doing "Cats."

A backup plan might be a good idea, in case 'being a celebrity' doesn't work out...

Great training inspires employees: 'I see myself doing you job before too long...'

"If there is no more American Idol what am I going to do to become famous?"

'In my opinion, hold out for a doctor.'

'Most of all, I'd like to thank god. . .'

Directors chairs on movie set with Model, Actress, and Whatever on them

One day, he hoped to hit the big time.

'My fortune says 'you can't be too thin, or too rich, or have too much computer memory'.'

So close... Yet so far.

"This area is popular with would-be actresses and models,we call it 'Silicon Implants'."

'I told you I'd make you a star.'

I'm trying out for the spring play. You'll be great! Ha! You'll be grateful to be an usher, Meryl Creep. Yeah. The good parts go to real actors. Sigh. The arts are sooo uplifting.

"You can achieve anything if you put you mind to it."

"I'll bet Miss Parker gets teacher of the year for this."

'Frank said if he ever won a lot of money from online gambling, he wouldn't change, He lied,'

'It's true that a college degree might render you overqualified for your present position, but it's a chance I'd take.'

"That's the shoestring I started with. It was tied around 100 million dollars worth of stocks and bonds."

How to get ahead and how to get further ahead.

"If you work hard enough, and find the right reality show, you can grow up to be anything you want."

'I was only famous for 14 and a half minutes.'

I don't need to know any math --- I'm going to be a politician.

"It's beginning to appear as if I'll never have greatness thrust upon me."

'May I have my allowance in gold bullion?'

Waiting to be discovered, or taken to work, whichever comes first...

'Jeff! You need to keep one foot on the ground!'

'I don't want to be president when I grow up - but I'd like to have enough money to run.'