Wealth Aspirer Gifts

"I try to be the wealthiest me I can be."

"Keeping up with the Joneses wasn't a problem, but keeping up with the Buffetts did me in!"

Large Dollar Sign Office Block

A fight in the Boardroom.

"I've decided to step down as CEO so I can spend more time with my money."

"Is this the best investment strategy you could come up with?"

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

"I made money the old fashioned way. I inherited it."

"I used to want to be an astronaut, but now I think I'd rather be a billionaire space tourist."

'Do you think we should tell anyone about this?'

Money Bar.

'I know you're looking for a safe investment but have you ever heard of anyone getting wealthy investing in a bank account?'

"Of course, I'm perfectly willing to pay my income tax, but I stayed home all day on the fifteenth, and nobody came."

"Oh I have plenty of sex appeal. It's all here in my bank baalance."

'I just love this new reality show, TRADING BANK ACCOUNTS!'

Remember take time to stop and smell the profits.

"I sold my soul for about a tenth of what the damn things are going for now."

'But I do have fun. I have lots lots of fun. I have lots of fun making money.'

Greed.

'I'm feeling absolutely marvelous. I think I'll acquire another company.'

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'

Vote Progressive: 'It's not the rich, it's people trying to get rich who create new jobs!'

"Even my chauffeur has a chauffeur."

"Before you grade my test, keep in mind, my dream is to become a wealthy doctor, just like my available father"

"It's not enough being a cat anymore. I want to be a fat cat."

"There may be a moral equivalent of war, but, by God, there is not moral equivalent of money."

Business men and women walking around following dollar signs.

Businessman has Sterling Sign Shaved in Head.

Like most billionaires, Hugh Andrews the third prefers to bowl with crystal pins.

'He had bulging muscles and a wallet to match!'

"New money, Bobby, is old money that got away."

"I just think things will work out for the best, and by the best I mean me."

'In my opinion, hold out for a doctor.'

"Are you sure I 'can't take it with me'? I brought some for you."

"Bob choked on a spoon of caviar while he was on skiing vacation in St. Moritz."