Wealth Amasser Gifts

Turtle Bank

"I've decided to step down as CEO so I can spend more time with my money."

Priest's 'To do' list.

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

"I made money the old fashioned way. I inherited it."

"Biff's old money, Angelo is new money and Boris is funny money."

"I used to want to be an astronaut, but now I think I'd rather be a billionaire space tourist."

Money Bar.

"I sold my soul for about a tenth of what the damn things are going for now."

'I just love this new reality show, TRADING BANK ACCOUNTS!'

"Oh I have plenty of sex appeal. It's all here in my bank baalance."

Stockbroker and Psychotherapist: Money won't make you happy and therapy won't make you rich.

"It's time to get politics out of money."

'But I do have fun. I have lots lots of fun. I have lots of fun making money.'

Greed.

"There may be a moral equivalent of war, but, by God, there is not moral equivalent of money."

"Even my chauffeur has a chauffeur."

Businessman has Sterling Sign Shaved in Head.

Like most billionaires, Hugh Andrews the third prefers to bowl with crystal pins.

'In my opinion, hold out for a doctor.'

"The Duke and Duchess of A.T. & T., the Count and Countess of Citicorp, the Earl of Exxon, and the Marchioness of Avco. The Duke of Warnaco..."

"This 'laying up treasures in heaven' thing - Is it some kind of tax dodge or what?"

"Are you sure I 'can't take it with me'? I brought some for you."

"I, too, hate being a greedy bastard, but we have a responsibility to our shareholders."

"My strength is as the strength of ten, because I'm rich."

'My fortune says 'you can't be too thin, or too rich, or have too much computer memory'.'

' Of course I didn't just marry you for your money dear.There was also your house in France,the Rolls Royce,your mother's diamonds...'

'Say what you like about Capitalism, it makes the gravy train run on time.'

Mark Zuckerberg

Business Philosophy 101.

Financial Eyesight

The court freezes my assets and wants me to live on $20K per month? They want me to starve!

'There's a no-nonsense quality about TJ that I admire.'

'Our mutual fund management changed the name of the fund to clearly communicate their investment objectives. The fund is now called 'Make Money Anyway We Can'.'

"We must do something about the bloated, fat cat image bankers have a acquired...I think I'll settle for a bigger chair!"