Wealth Awakener Gifts

'Every month put a little money away and at the end of the year . . . you'll be surprised how little you have.'

Golly, �1m a year isn't too much. I don't know why your shareholders don't understand you.

'If he knows so much about stocks and shares, how come he still has to work?'

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

"I've decided to step down as CEO so I can spend more time with my money."

Rich man vomiting euros to a beggar.

"If I made as much as him, I could retire in a couple of days"

"Okay, money doesn't make you happy. So how about commodity futures?"

"I made money the old fashioned way. I inherited it."

'And finally, there is the universal solution.'

'Do you think we should tell anyone about this?'

You can breed these if the environment is right.

"I have a huge house, millions in the bank, and a twenty year old wife. But am I happy?..."

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

'Mr. Dunbarter, your fantasy that 'greed is good' may be a case of economic insanity.'

'Need I tell you the name of the game?'

'I just love this new reality show, TRADING BANK ACCOUNTS!'

"I sold my soul for about a tenth of what the damn things are going for now."

Stockbroker and Psychotherapist: Money won't make you happy and therapy won't make you rich.

"I'm allergic to money. But luckily they've got antihistamines for that."

'I'll need more than I can spend.'

First Church of Non-Denominational Money Worship.

'But I do have fun. I have lots lots of fun. I have lots of fun making money.'

'If we're going to have a banking relationship, you'll have to trust me more than this.'

"Here's what you wanted – a strategy to live abundantly, build capital, surpass your peers and disappoint your heirs."

Greed.

'Since we all have to believe in something, I thought, 'Why not money?''

'That's true son..Money can't buy happiness. But it makes being unhappy a little easier to live with.'

"Elon Musk is buying rope and walnuts."

"Which tax bracket are you looking to avoid?"

"There may be a moral equivalent of war, but, by God, there is not moral equivalent of money."

"A man never stands so tall, son, as when he stoops to pick up a quarter."

"Even my chauffeur has a chauffeur."

"Money is life's report card."

'Don't worry about making your will, Miss Moneybags leave everything to me. . .'