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Turtle Bank

"I've decided to step down as CEO so I can spend more time with my money."

Priest's 'To do' list.

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

"I made money the old fashioned way. I inherited it."

"I used to want to be an astronaut, but now I think I'd rather be a billionaire space tourist."

"Biff's old money, Angelo is new money and Boris is funny money."

Money Bar.

"I sold my soul for about a tenth of what the damn things are going for now."

'I just love this new reality show, TRADING BANK ACCOUNTS!'

Stockbroker and Psychotherapist: Money won't make you happy and therapy won't make you rich.

"Oh I have plenty of sex appeal. It's all here in my bank baalance."

"It's time to get politics out of money."

'But I do have fun. I have lots lots of fun. I have lots of fun making money.'

Greed.

"Even my chauffeur has a chauffeur."

"There may be a moral equivalent of war, but, by God, there is not moral equivalent of money."

Businessman has Sterling Sign Shaved in Head.

Like most billionaires, Hugh Andrews the third prefers to bowl with crystal pins.

"Are you sure I 'can't take it with me'? I brought some for you."

'In my opinion, hold out for a doctor.'

"The Duke and Duchess of A.T. & T., the Count and Countess of Citicorp, the Earl of Exxon, and the Marchioness of Avco. The Duke of Warnaco..."

"This 'laying up treasures in heaven' thing - Is it some kind of tax dodge or what?"

"I, too, hate being a greedy bastard, but we have a responsibility to our shareholders."

"My strength is as the strength of ten, because I'm rich."

' Of course I didn't just marry you for your money dear.There was also your house in France,the Rolls Royce,your mother's diamonds...'

'My fortune says 'you can't be too thin, or too rich, or have too much computer memory'.'

"I was hoping to make billions, but I've settled for making millions."

'Say what you like about Capitalism, it makes the gravy train run on time.'

The court freezes my assets and wants me to live on $20K per month? They want me to starve!

'Call me a cockeyed optimist but I still believe big executive bonuses and perks can buy happiness.'

"We must do something about the bloated, fat cat image bankers have a acquired...I think I'll settle for a bigger chair!"

'There's a no-nonsense quality about TJ that I admire.'

'Our mutual fund management changed the name of the fund to clearly communicate their investment objectives. The fund is now called 'Make Money Anyway We Can'.'

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