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'I'm not sure what I'm worth. After the first $700 million, it all got kind of conceptual.'

"I've decided to step down as CEO so I can spend more time with my money."

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

"In my life, I've had seven cars, six jobs, five houses, four bypass operations, and three wives!"

"I made money the old fashioned way. I inherited it."

'Do you think we should tell anyone about this?'

Money Bar.

"Oh I have plenty of sex appeal. It's all here in my bank baalance."

'I just love this new reality show, TRADING BANK ACCOUNTS!'

"I sold my soul for about a tenth of what the damn things are going for now."

What happens when the bears are running the market.

'But I do have fun. I have lots lots of fun. I have lots of fun making money.'

Greed.

"Even my chauffeur has a chauffeur."

"There may be a moral equivalent of war, but, by God, there is not moral equivalent of money."

"My husband's the academic. I just like to travel. I'm more of a pandemic."

"All I ask is a chance to ruin my life in my own way."

"Dow's up!"

Businessman has Sterling Sign Shaved in Head.

Like most billionaires, Hugh Andrews the third prefers to bowl with crystal pins.

'I don't think you can claim for this as a substitute car ...'

"Are you sure I 'can't take it with me'? I brought some for you."

'We're the Meeks and we're here to see about our inheritance of the Earth.'

"My strength is as the strength of ten, because I'm rich."

'Our mutual fund management changed the name of the fund to clearly communicate their investment objectives. The fund is now called 'Make Money Anyway We Can'.'

The Day Trader

'The bouncing dot.com. bomb.'

Financial Eyesight

'Call me a cockeyed optimist but I still believe big executive bonuses and perks can buy happiness.'

'There's a no-nonsense quality about TJ that I admire.'

'Say what you like about Capitalism, it makes the gravy train run on time.'