World Adventurer T-Shirts

I'm With the Great Satan!

'Never mind the meaning of life -- just tell me how the heck to get out of Tibet!'

The experienced backpacker.

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

Fly Football

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

After 39 years, 11 months, 28 days, Moses finally received the GPS he ordered from Amazon.

"Why would I want to meet Santa? I can just go home and log onto his social media page from the comfort of my bed."

Beware of the crafty Kia bird of New Zealand.

"In my life, I've had seven cars, six jobs, five houses, four bypass operations, and three wives!"

"I'd like to book 10 days going anywhere they've never heard of Brexit."

Travelling

"I'm afraid there'll be an excess baggage charge on your Filofax."

Introducing Piza Island.

"Cancel the trip. The cook didn't get a visa."

"Honey, can you read through our list and let me know if I forgot anything?"

Airport

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

"If your luggage is in your clothes it doesn't count!"

"Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!"

"Now boarding group 50 and up."

"It says here that in your last job you did a lot of traveling."

"Can you hurry up with the cake? I have to travel the world, have a career and start a family"

Leaning Tower of Pisa

"My husband's the academic. I just like to travel. I'm more of a pandemic."

"I'd like to spend a year abroad before getting tied to quill and parchment."

"All I ask is a chance to ruin my life in my own way."

"Did you speak to our client in Australia?"

"This trip, we'd like to go everywhere our luggage goes."

"Honey, do you think I'm Eurocentric?"

"Excuse me, dear...the rickshaw phone...."

Down on Bourbon Street...

Flights and Coronavirus