World Adventurer Gifts

I'm With the Great Satan!

'Never mind the meaning of life -- just tell me how the heck to get out of Tibet!'

The experienced backpacker.

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

Fly Football

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

After 39 years, 11 months, 28 days, Moses finally received the GPS he ordered from Amazon.

"In my life, I've had seven cars, six jobs, five houses, four bypass operations, and three wives!"

Beware of the crafty Kia bird of New Zealand.

"I'd like to book 10 days going anywhere they've never heard of Brexit."

Travelling

"Why would I want to meet Santa? I can just go home and log onto his social media page from the comfort of my bed."

"Cancel the trip. The cook didn't get a visa."

"I'm afraid there'll be an excess baggage charge on your Filofax."

Introducing Piza Island.

"Honey, can you read through our list and let me know if I forgot anything?"

Greece

"Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!"

How did you get your parents to send you to Costa Rica this summer, Ingrid? By almost flunking Spanish. That's dire. Hardly! I'll party and practice my accent. Next year�remind me to bring my French grade down. Si!

"Now boarding group 50 and up."

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

Airport

"If your luggage is in your clothes it doesn't count!"

"It says here that in your last job you did a lot of traveling."

"Can you hurry up with the cake? I have to travel the world, have a career and start a family"

Leaning Tower of Pisa

"That reminds me. . . did you remember to pack the viagra?"

"My husband's the academic. I just like to travel. I'm more of a pandemic."

"I'd like to spend a year abroad before getting tied to quill and parchment."

"All I ask is a chance to ruin my life in my own way."

"Did you speak to our client in Australia?"

"Honey, do you think I'm Eurocentric?"

"Excuse me, dear...the rickshaw phone...."

"This trip, we'd like to go everywhere our luggage goes."

Interning in D.C. Volunteering in Seattle. Trekking in Nepal. Lucky ducks! I'm stuck here working 2 jobs! Wow! You're getting paid?!! Who knew? Employment is this summer's must-have status symbol. Some parents envy you.