Road Adventurer Gifts

Gas truck that has run out of gas.

George was unaware of the pot-holes in the road ahead!

Caution: Stuff and things next 4 miles

Mr. Punch cycling

What to do if the kids take away your car.

Tedium Tours.

Wrong Way.

Road signs have destinations listed as barcodes.

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

'So much for your new Satnav!'

'Are we broke yet?'

Street signs you don't want to see.

YONDER...next 347 miles.

Sister Cities

'Great job Zork, we're lost... you couldn't find Uranus with both hands and a flashlight!'

'Those are all highway miles. The previous owner was a pharmaceutical sales rep.'

Cars feeding at a gas tanker on the side of the road

"Don't worry, darling! I've set something up so the kids don't get bored on the trip."

Confused drivers

Wherever You Go, There You Are - Next Exit.

"To work again? This is getting boring, Lester."

(Direct to the Consumer)

Roadrunner. Offroadrunner.

"I cleaned out the RV. We accumulated a lot stuff since we started RVing..."

Route 666.

Highway Advisory - Move to Arizona.

Car Journey.

"Aren't you going to ask me if I've forgotten anything?"

Do not pass.

"Honey, check it out! It’s Thelma and Louise."