Road Adventures Gifts

'Ahhh...Garcon!...There's a tail light in, la roadkill!'

Road Buddies

Unable to raise enough money for a trip to Paris, the Bartlesville High French Club had to settle for three days in Tulsa.

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

"The GPS works great, we have satellite TV installed, the Sirius stereo sounds fantastic and our every move is tracked by Qualcomm. But could you turn around? I left me iphone at the house. . ."

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

Grand Canyon. What's so great about the Grand Canyon?...Most of it's missing!

'Are we nearly there yet?'

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

Motor Tourism

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

'So much for your new Satnav!'

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

Coexist. Coexhaust.

Wine enthusiast tries to make his way to Cork.

'Now here's a place I like!'

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

Gaston's Gourmet Truckstop

Kardiff.

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

Welcome to Stratford-On-Avon...Birthplace of William Shakespeare...Park not here, lest ye be towed!

Cash Machines From Across the Land

"G.P.S. FOR GUYS"

Excess Baggage: In the old days folks called 2 weeks with 4 kids in a non-air conditioned car a vacation.

Family members!

"I think our smart home is suffering from separation anxiety. It's following us."

Laughing Zone Ahead

'Do you know the way to San Jose without breaking into a Bacharach number?'

'Wow, these lights stay on the red cycle for a very long time.'