Road Adventurers Gifts

'Don't get involved.'

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

'So much for your new Satnav!'

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

"I think our smart home is suffering from separation anxiety. It's following us."

'Are we broke yet?'

YONDER...next 347 miles.

Street signs you don't want to see.

Sister Cities

'Those are all highway miles. The previous owner was a pharmaceutical sales rep.'

'Great job Zork, we're lost... you couldn't find Uranus with both hands and a flashlight!'

"That's you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP!"

Cars feeding at a gas tanker on the side of the road

Sometimes nature not only calls; she makes an emergency breakthrough.

'Gasview Hotel' - 'Dinerview Gas' - 'Motelview Diner' - 'Hiwayview Suites'

"Don't worry, darling! I've set something up so the kids don't get bored on the trip."

Confused drivers

Car Journey.

"I cleaned out the RV. We accumulated a lot stuff since we started RVing..."

(Direct to the Consumer)

Highway Advisory - Move to Arizona.

'So much for the great UNKNOWN campground.'

Route 666.

Bob suddenly felt uncertain about the journey which lay ahead.

The exciting new M-2000 Winnebagel / A Winnebago in the form of a Bagel.

"Aren't you going to ask me if I've forgotten anything?"

Do not pass.

'I told you you should have bought a sat nav...!'

Watch out for the traffic rules! Especially in other countries!

Solution to chuckholes...and have fun, too!

'Ecchh! Six weeks on the road! - Lousy food, lousy motels. . . but there's good, too. . . like heading back home.'

Last Chance for Saturated Fats Next 200 Mi.